【正午】
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
母亲：这幅《正午》是我儿子画的，你晓得，她曾在欧美国家段小宇写字。
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
好友：啊，难怪！我在他国还唯独没有见过这样的正午。
【Limited Knowledge 雪人科学知识十分有限】As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
圣诞夜这天，在我们递送巧克力时，我白白掉了几块到树上。“说实话。”我默默地说，默默地扔掉，并在放进托盘前掸掉了下面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我五岁大的小孩争辩道。“别担心，雪人不会晓得的。”他朝我瞟了一看。“换言之他晓得我是不是做坏事，而他不晓得巧克力掉在树上过？”
【A Christmas Gift 生日礼品】
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣诞来了，一名老先生给他老公送的生日礼品是两个十分很漂亮的宝石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他好友听见他买这么奢华的礼品后，说到：“她不是想辆敞篷车吗”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
老先生答：“是啊，（能买好假宝石），可去这儿能买两辆假卡车呢？”
【笔试100分】A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
两个冷酷无情的男孩说："爸爸，我那时在幼儿园得了两个100分！"
The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."
爸爸提问说："难怪，小黑。跟我说说情况."
The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."
这个男孩不甘心地说："嗯，我微积分得了20分，历史得了30分,拼法得了50分。
【l can tum him Off我能把他清空 】After eaming my degree in broadcast journalism,1 was fortunate to land a job as a disc jockey at a top-rated local radio station. One day before work, I stopped by my parent house where my mother was chatting with some friends. She introduced me to everyone and proudly mentioned that I had my own radio show. "How is it having a son whos a popular radio personality?” asked one friend. " lts wonderfull " Mom replied with glee. "For the first time in his life, I can turn him off whenever I please."
我在赢得该台新闻报道文凭以后，很幸运在该地一间项级广播电台里寻得这份盛行综艺节目主播的工作。有一天，我在下班以后到双亲家中去了下。我蚂正在和两个好友闲聊。她把我如是说给每两个人，因此Varicorhinus提及我已经有了自己的电视节目。有两个好友问： “有两个在广播电台工作的儿子感觉怎么样？"爸爸高兴地说：”难怪！这还是在他人生中头一回，只要我愿意，我就能把他清空。
【盲人开车】The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross thestreet.I was crossing with a co-worker of mine,when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is green. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
当行人能安全过马路的时候，马路拐角处的指示灯就会发出响声。我正和一名同事一起过马路，她问我晓得不晓得这响声是干什么用的。我说，这是给盲人的绿灯信号。她胆战心惊地问：“盲人究竟为什么要开车？”
【He looks just like you他长得真像你 】We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us. "You have a cute baby." Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents. ""No, he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking. " "So what do you say to the others ? I asked. "He looks just like you. "
我们带着刚出生的儿子到儿科医生那里去做第一次健康检查。做完检查之后医生对我们说：你们的小孩很好看。 我笑着说：“我想你对所有刚做爸爸爸爸的人都这么说。”他提问说：“不，我只是对长得真的好看的小孩的双亲才这么讲。”我问：“那你对其他人怎么说呢？”“他长的真像你。”